Meme on the Lunch Break.

There are 36 sentence-starters in this little internet meme, but I'm only gonna fill out ones that jump out at me; if I had to think more than ten seconds on it, then I didn't fill it in. Won't you, oh won't you, leave some of your answers in the comments? It appears that about four of five people read this thing, but I know that's not true. I appeal, for the first time, for some comment love.


1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . . is totally awesome. I can make fun of it for laughs and the rest of the time, it allows me to do everything I want to do.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . . has always been something interesting for the past four years, and I'm lucky or ballsy or stupid enough to keep that streak going in 09-10.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . . I will worry about every noise the car makes.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . . a whole lot. Of lots of things. Experiences, love, activities, travel, emails, drama, books, food, drinks, gossip, magazines.

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . . the ability to live without Kleenex. Using TP no longer works; I must be an adult now?

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . . PASS

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . . I'm probably having a lot of fun with friends and we're celebrating something, even if it's just being friends.

8. I’ve come to realize that money. . . PASS

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . . PASS

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . . be a little bit unhappy. I think I'm happy when I'm unhappy.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . . is the epitome of the phrase 'still waters run deep'.

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom. . . works to grow every single day, spiritually and emotionally.

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . . is annoying, necessary, and I fear the inevitable iPhone upgrade.

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . . PASS

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . . PASS

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . . PASS

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . . continually puts it all on the line, risking losing face in order to gain great, enviable, epic experiences.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . . I can't remember who I am logged in as. (It's part of my job.)

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . . PASS

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . . I just want it to be 45 degrees and raining. How did I become such an Oregonian?!

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . . PASS

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . . work from home forever. Work-Life Balance is a BS phrase, but the actual thing itself? Genuinely priceless.

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . . Kelly P.

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . . PASS

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . . is continuing a good '09 summer stretch of possibility-filled weekends.

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . . Glen and Marketa, at least at this point in life.

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . . are a good, healthy, oversized portion of my life and I need that.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . . birthday-wise, has been unreal. One of the most active and incredible of my life. (Side note: could every year begin to feel like this? Each one topping the next?)

29. I’ve come to realize that to me, exes. . . fall into two categories: treasured friends or foreign, otherwordly dream-beings.

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . . clean less. (But I won't.)

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . . enough things that any day can become a great day if I spend a little time with something/someone I love.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . . short selling. No matter how many times John explains it, it falls out of my head within five minutes.

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . . can only be defined by me and the stories I choose to tell about it. That power is intimidating.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . . PASS

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . . PASS

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . . is the one I want to be leading. (Does that make me a jerk, in this hip, ironic, distanced, detached age?)