John, the other night, to me, with a very grave face: "Baby, I have to warn you."
Me, thinking, oh shit. "What??"
"I think I may be developing into an Oxfordian."
Well, NOW WHAT?!
I kid, I kid. This is just a peek into the excitement of marriage. And heck, he would be in the company of such gentlemen and scholars as Keanu Reeves, John Paul Stevens, David McCullough, Jeremy Irons and good ol' Freud.