Wednesday, May 25, 2011

A simple test

You know prescription drugs? The pain killing kind? Maybe you had them when you had your wisdom teeth out, or when you broke a finger playing flag football? There's percocet, there's hydrocodone. You know what I'm talking about right, right?

Well, I have a simple test to find out if you're a fucking moron. (Yes, I'm angry.)

There's a common, brand-name drug in this family, and if you call it OxyCotton, instead of the proper name of OxyContin, then congratulations! You missed the letter N! You've annoyed me to a TEN on the 0-to-10 scale! You're a moron! I assume you can barely read, much less critically think, and you've failed my simple test! Woohoo!

*This message brought to you by the medical marijuana advocates and opponents on OPB's
"Think Out Loud" who BOTH mispronounced it.
And a hearty thank you to Emily Harris who pronounced it right,
marking a rarely-seen pro in her majorly tilted-toward-con column.

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