#1: A large crumb (or a small chunk?) of chocolate chip cookie on top of the toilet paper holder in the public bathroom of my office building. You have to make up a good back story, am I right?
#2: Woman X in pilates class says, "What did you do today?" and Woman Z replies, "Oh, you know, made more yogurt." Long pause. "And I spent a long time in the yard." Stretching resumed...
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Well, you know, I have actually been considering making my own yogurt. For reals. And I love it when I get to spend a long time in the yard.
ReplyDeleteCookie crumb on the TP holder though, I don't know. If you feel deeply enough about your cookie that you must take it with you into the bathroom, wouldn't you scarf down every little bit of it?