That's a line from a David Bowie song I love but I don't think Sir David would like why I'm quoting him... I'm quoting him in regards to peanut butter.
Look people. I'm trying. I'm trying to like this almond you're all so crazy for. I've tried it plain. I've tried it on toast, and with an apple. I've tried Wild Squirrel's vanilla espresso almond butter. I've tried Justin's various versions.
That stuff doesn't hold a candle to peanut butter. It's like tofurkey at Thanksgiving. It's like carob brownies. At heart I'll always be seven years old, eating peanut butter off a spoon - and I'm never ever gonna get old!
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you know, "that's why they make strawberry, chocolate and vanilla"...
ReplyDeleteplus pnut butter is way cheaper, and Costco is out of almond butter AGAIN!!